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October Zombie Horror-Scopes


This green, ghoulish, life can be so unpredictable sometimes. Who knows what the universe has in store for us? Luckily we can look to the fleshy stars for some answers! Check out your October horoscope for some answers.



Cupid shoots arrows at you early in the month, offering opportunities for some zombie love — but only if you open up to another flesh eater. Also, if you're annoyed at any decaying homies you care about, tell them before the feelings become a festering resentment. When Pluto, the planet of the zombie-world, ends its retrograde, it dares you to shoot your shot. You can't make a dream come true if you never try. October sees you have a few important conversations, such as working an issue out with that decaying homie, but you might want to schedule them around the two chaotic zombie takeovers that go down this month. Undead Scorpio season (you share the planetary ruler of Brain Matter) begins in late October, bringing Halloween, psychic dreams, and a chance of jealousy.



Thanks to Monstercury, your ruling planet, a ghoul-friend or death-defying lover becomes a muse early in the month. Then, loving Venus nudges you, reminding you that it's okay to lower emotional walls with some people, Clicker. "Run" can be your go-to, but such a reaction can get in the way of forming a meaningful connection. You feel a bit overwhelmed mid-month, but thankfully, as depicted by the twins zombies, there are two of you. You use your wit and deathly charm to find a healthy balance. The first zombie apoceclipse of the month could lead to epic chases. Avoid over-brain-consumption and opt for sweet nights at home over slow-walking all-nighters. October also helps relationships move at a pace that's comfortable to you. The month's second apocoeclipse goes down just in time for Halloween, but there's no shame in opting for scary movies at home over dramatic ragers.



You always give off celebrity vibes, Bloaters, but the key to October is remembering your flesh power. Even you can experience zombie-doubt, but the only way you'll successfully take advantage of the ghoulish opportunities early in the month is by stepping into your zombie-power. Pretty Venus asks you to enjoy all things vain, fabulous, and frivolous. There's a high probability that your relationships will experience a fleshed transformation this month, so rest assured you'll look like a monster while feeling loved. Just be aware that October brings more than fun Halloween. There are also two intense apocoeclipses, which could lead to walkers acting petty. Beware of mean-girl-zombie attitudes at parties. One of your cosmic assignments is not to care what others think and to continue being your majestic zombie-self.



This October, the stars hand out gifts like decaying candy, and you're a kid trick or treating again. In particular, when tea-spilling Monsteury enters your sign, Runner, you're encouraged to let someone else help you relax, whether taking a day off running after humans or accepting a deep tissue massage as a gift. Your undead love life should be in good shape this month as long as you don't overthink a situation. Need help relaxing? Try to say no to at least one of the monster mashes you're invited to this month. You're ruled by Venus, the planet of love, beauty, and brains. As a result, your deathly charming presence is in high demand. However, if you don't carve out alone time, me myself and eyes time, especially around the dramatic apocoeclipse in your sign mid-month, you risk burnout.



October comes with some fun assignments, Newly infected. First, the hearts beg you to keep your confidence up, which means you can get as dorkily into your favorite zombie-help materials as possible. You're so ambitious that sometimes, you can seem selflesh. Truthfully, you've done so much for your zombie-pals and loved ones lately. This month asks you to relax and let others return the favor. Thanks to moves from flesh-hungry Mars, some zombie gets on your nerves, and you must pick your battles. And, it's an excellent month to choose your fights, as the month ends with a drama queen of apocoeclipse that threatens to wreak havoc all over your Halloween plans (and no one does a costume green like you).



Horoscopes taken and adapted from https://www.allure.com/story/october-2023-horoscope.


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